Davey Delivery has reviewed all the entries, and his favorite came from Adam Narraway! Congratulations Adam, you've won a Beau's prize pack!

Here is Adam's winning caption:

"sir, you can not wear that shirt with those pants"
"but the beard justifies the shirt"
"true, but the hat then detracts from the shirt and beard combination, if your pants were more in line with the hat, than we could let it slide"
"don't the glasses work with the hat"
"yes, but they're gold, your key chain is silver. You can't mix silver and gold accessories"
"S***, you're right, what should I do?"
"this officer behind me has a yellow jacket that you can wear that will cover the keychain, and accentuate your glasses, a nice combo really"
"and my hat?"
"I have a nice neon green and black piece here on my belt you're welcome too. Also, if you take the yellow jacket, this officer also has some nice LIVESTRONG bracelets you can wear as accessories"
"Can I just ditch the ironic cowboy shirt, and just wear a black t-shirt with the black pants?
"you could, but then we will arrest you for being part of the Black Bloc"
"F*** it, give me the yellow coat".
"we're gonna make you look fabulous"

We got so many great entries, here are Davey Delivery's honourable mentions....

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"my daughter gave me this shirt. I dont even know who Naomi Klein is"

• By Mike Iarsson

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Officer McKenzie: Sir, you’re under arrest for violation of section two-four of the Canadian Criminal Code.
Davey Delivery McKenzie: Under arrest?!? No way, hoser! Take off, eh! I would never violate Bob & Doug’s Canadian Tuxedo Law of 1982………my jean jacket’s in the truck, eh!

• By Dane Simon

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""Hey Charlie, get a load of these nipples!"
"Are you serious right now Frank?"
"I'm serious, check out this guy's nipples"
"C'mon dude, you are always looking at the nipples. A nipple's a nipple, lets move on"
"Yeah, but these ones... these ones are amazing!"
"We have tons of work to do today, will you let this guy go?"
"I don't think i've ever seen a pair of nipples like these in my life"
"We have to check like 500 more people today, can we go on to the next guy?"
"I just cant get over these nipples..."
"You need help man!"
"They are so beautiful...the way the hair curls on them... how they glisten in the sun... the way this man smells...."
"Unbelievable!"

• By Eddy Earwigg

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"They said the G-spot was around here somewhere..."

• By Louise Stephenson

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Thanks to the “special temporary powers legislation” passed by Ontario's cabinet, the newly appointed Toronto Hair Police Task Force (THPTF) screening process clearly uncovered that Delivery Davey’s body hair, in conjunction with his facial hair, had him exceeding the agreed upon “safe” hair limit, crisis averted at the G20.

• By Adam Medri

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Constable Brennan: "Looks like his story checks out... Those look all natural to me!"

• By Michael "Four-Fingered Mike" Johnson

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Thanks again for all your entries, and stay tuned for future caption contests!